Friday, June 29, 2007

You Found Me!

And the Monkey Scavenger Hunt is on.

68 comments:

BallerinaGurl said...

PICS! We want PICS!

Calzone said...

totally.

We want weed too.

Monkey said...

Good Lord. All in good time. I'm in recovery after a debacle with a dog, an eight year old youth and a park. I shall never be the same.

Oh the humanity!

Tits McGee said...

::endless wet, hot smooches::

Squid Vicious said...

FOURTH!

jamwall said...

It was a tough survival! I had to drink my own urine, eat bugs and make a shelter out of my own poop. I almost had to cannibalize my next door neighbor!

Brad the Gorilla said...

Oh the humanity? O the apedome!

javajazz said...

hee hee!
Monkey!
yay!
xo

Junniper said...

That was scary.

Welcome to the club of hijacked blogs.

Sticky said...

For once Calzone is on the right track.

And have I told you lately that I love you?

JLee said...

peeek a booooooo

b o o said...
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b o o said...

i miss u Monkey and your pretty little face. put some pictures and music on baby.

yournamehere said...

Good to have you back, Monkey. You should make that Clinton finance guy give you your old url back.

Squid Vicious said...

Someday was yesterday. Didn't you get the memo???

SignGurl said...

Hello, my little friend. You have been missed.

JaG said...

OMG, what happened to your lovely blog???

jamwall said...

Jammers is invading the east coast. Much like the Beatles except I only carry a cowbell.

Hypersonic said...

Aha! So here you are!

KC said...

I've been lost without you. Really.

Spinning Girl said...

Please nestle in my bosom.

brookelina said...

Is this you?Miss you!

Spinning Girl said...

Sometimes I use my hoohah as a purse. You know -- lipstick, roll of cash, & I'm good to go.

Monkey said...

That was indeed me!

"Other passengers asked the man if he knew he had a monkey on him," she said.

Why are people so obtuse? Why?

My hoo-hah is used for banana storage only. Ahem.

Scarlet Hip said...

I have moved. And changed my name. It's all very suspicious. But I still look the same, and I still love cake.

I knew that was you.

jamwall said...

MONKEY!!!!

YOUR OLD url IS AVAILABLE AGAIN!!!

TAKE IT!!!

Sticky said...

Shit, Monkey. I wish I knew where you was. 'Cause I'm on the road, don't ya understand. But I doubt I'd come visit you anyway, 'cause I figure it's probably pretty cold in Canada this time of year.

G3T Films said...

I got a present today...

the best present I've EVER gotten...

can you guess what it is?

try harder...

no, really, thiiiiink Monkey, think...

That's right...

I got a blog.

:)

Spinning Girl said...

I have sand in my hoo hah.

Free fer all Paul said...

mustta been somethin happened here. I dont get it.

Diana Crabtree said...

What Happened?

Miss you!

Sleep Goblin said...

Man! I totally thought I had lost you forever!! So glad you're findable again!!!

Übermilf said...

Is this some sort of sick game?

Teddy Bear Giraffe said...

Hullo!
Are there any teddy bears dressed up as other things in these parts?
Just checking!

Diedre said...

Peek-a-boo

Scarlet Hip said...

Are you coming back?

Monkey said...

Oh my.

I have tons of photographs from the summer. Tons of videos. Now I just need time. School starts on Tuesday and with the boy properly restrained, I might be able to get back here one day.

What a summer! Purple went swimming all summer and has a new faded look. Calzone has been wandering around the neighborhood, scaring the chipmunks. I have been getting ready to do a Public Access Show on our local cable station!

I'm going to rule the world from Public Access.

Please send bananas. Thank you.

G3T Films said...

TV shows, books... My god, you ARE taking over the world!

I think your PA contract should stipulate that you get a crown made of luxuriant gold tinfoil and card-board.

BallerinaGurl said...

Just tell me when to Tivo the PA show! I am all ears and watching! Yippie! I love entertainment!, but you already knew that! (wink)!

Anamika Anyone said...

Hey Monkey! Whats up with the disappearance, doll? Are you imitating me? Do come back, honey... I've got bananas...

Gyrobo said...

Where you at?

Tits McGee said...

Monkey!!!

I love you!

jin said...

Would you come back for banana bread?
...or banana muffins
banana cream pie maybe?
:-)

Valyna said...

Happy belated birthday to you as well =)

G3T Films said...

Have I told you I love you lately? No? I luvs me some Monkey!

Hope you and your Human are peachy.

Kat said...

Hey monkey...you little sneak ;o)

Jammie said...

Yes but can you make balloon animals?

Nope. Didn't think so.

Hypersonic said...

We're still waiting!

Krista said...

MONKEY!! come back :(

G3T Films said...

Jus' dropping in to say 'Hey Munkadoo'!

SignGurl said...

Monkey, aren't you outraged by the TV commercial that stole your idea? You know the one with the dad traveling and taking pictures of a monkey at various locations to email back to his child?

I think you should be "poo-flingly" angry.

If not, have a very Happy New Year!

Drunkin Monkey said...

Monkey! I was supposed to come visit over the summer but both of our lives went wacky! Darn those humans. Perhaps we can work something out when everything is settled.

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Spinning Girl said...

I want to pet your matted little head.

I've been petting Jamwall's head, and while I adore him, it's not the same. He doesn't have crumbs and stuff embedded in there, and that's what makes you so special.

Also, his hoo-hah is teensy-tiny compared to yours.

Spinning Girl said...

p.s. Barb, can I have a job too? Darn ... you must be at the airport by now. I'll just look for you there. You shouldn't be too hard to find with that trail of slime you leave everyewhere you go.

jamwall said...

Screw you Barb! Word on the street is that getting inside your hoo-ha is like throwing a cocktail weenie through the gates of Buckingham palace!

jamwall said...

I have to disagree with the crumbs comment by Spinneroona. There were crumbs, its just that I was attacked by pigeons.

Übermilf said...

Is Monkey in there? And/or Monkey's human?

I hope you are well.

Come visit.

Even undercover is okay.

G3T Films said...

Holy Crap! AT&T totally ripped you off.

http://www.splendad.com/ads/show/1696-AT-T-Monkey

Sue, fling poo and sue I say!

Scarlet Hip said...

Monkey, I totally thought that was you in that commercial! Are you becoming famous and leaving all your blog friends in the dust?!?!?

I sure would.

Tits McGee said...

I didn't come to wish you a happy Valentine's Day. :(

I am ashamed.

I love you.

BallerinaGurl said...

ok so am I loosing it or are we all having mental conversations to ourselves with out you MONKEY Dear? Quite the party in here...now how about that blog entry :)

G3T Films said...

We heart you too, Brown!

Give big hugs to your Human from Mooncar and I.

Tits McGee said...

You're invited.

DaMasta said...

Damn, even without a proper blog (wow, i sound british), your hoohaa is getting some action. dammitalltohell i wanna be popular like you! gah. lick me.

morton said...

i know i'm way late and shit like that, but i hope you and the dragon are still around.

i still lurk sometimes....


-danny

kreplech said...

...applause...

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