It was a tough survival! I had to drink my own urine, eat bugs and make a shelter out of my own poop. I almost had to cannibalize my next door neighbor!
Shit, Monkey. I wish I knew where you was. 'Cause I'm on the road, don't ya understand. But I doubt I'd come visit you anyway, 'cause I figure it's probably pretty cold in Canada this time of year.
I have tons of photographs from the summer. Tons of videos. Now I just need time. School starts on Tuesday and with the boy properly restrained, I might be able to get back here one day.
What a summer! Purple went swimming all summer and has a new faded look. Calzone has been wandering around the neighborhood, scaring the chipmunks. I have been getting ready to do a Public Access Show on our local cable station!
Monkey, aren't you outraged by the TV commercial that stole your idea? You know the one with the dad traveling and taking pictures of a monkey at various locations to email back to his child?
Monkey! I was supposed to come visit over the summer but both of our lives went wacky! Darn those humans. Perhaps we can work something out when everything is settled.
I've been petting Jamwall's head, and while I adore him, it's not the same. He doesn't have crumbs and stuff embedded in there, and that's what makes you so special.
Also, his hoo-hah is teensy-tiny compared to yours.
p.s. Barb, can I have a job too? Darn ... you must be at the airport by now. I'll just look for you there. You shouldn't be too hard to find with that trail of slime you leave everyewhere you go.
ok so am I loosing it or are we all having mental conversations to ourselves with out you MONKEY Dear? Quite the party in here...now how about that blog entry :)
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PICS! We want PICS!
totally.
We want weed too.
Good Lord. All in good time. I'm in recovery after a debacle with a dog, an eight year old youth and a park. I shall never be the same.
Oh the humanity!
::endless wet, hot smooches::
FOURTH!
It was a tough survival! I had to drink my own urine, eat bugs and make a shelter out of my own poop. I almost had to cannibalize my next door neighbor!
Oh the humanity? O the apedome!
hee hee!
Monkey!
yay!
xo
That was scary.
Welcome to the club of hijacked blogs.
For once Calzone is on the right track.
And have I told you lately that I love you?
peeek a booooooo
i miss u Monkey and your pretty little face. put some pictures and music on baby.
Good to have you back, Monkey. You should make that Clinton finance guy give you your old url back.
Someday was yesterday. Didn't you get the memo???
Hello, my little friend. You have been missed.
OMG, what happened to your lovely blog???
Jammers is invading the east coast. Much like the Beatles except I only carry a cowbell.
Aha! So here you are!
I've been lost without you. Really.
Please nestle in my bosom.
Is this you?Miss you!
Sometimes I use my hoohah as a purse. You know -- lipstick, roll of cash, & I'm good to go.
That was indeed me!
"Other passengers asked the man if he knew he had a monkey on him," she said.
Why are people so obtuse? Why?
My hoo-hah is used for banana storage only. Ahem.
I have moved. And changed my name. It's all very suspicious. But I still look the same, and I still love cake.
I knew that was you.
MONKEY!!!!
YOUR OLD url IS AVAILABLE AGAIN!!!
TAKE IT!!!
Shit, Monkey. I wish I knew where you was. 'Cause I'm on the road, don't ya understand. But I doubt I'd come visit you anyway, 'cause I figure it's probably pretty cold in Canada this time of year.
I got a present today...
the best present I've EVER gotten...
can you guess what it is?
try harder...
no, really, thiiiiink Monkey, think...
That's right...
I got a blog.
:)
I have sand in my hoo hah.
mustta been somethin happened here. I dont get it.
What Happened?
Miss you!
Man! I totally thought I had lost you forever!! So glad you're findable again!!!
Is this some sort of sick game?
Hullo!
Are there any teddy bears dressed up as other things in these parts?
Just checking!
Peek-a-boo
Oh my.
I have tons of photographs from the summer. Tons of videos. Now I just need time. School starts on Tuesday and with the boy properly restrained, I might be able to get back here one day.
What a summer! Purple went swimming all summer and has a new faded look. Calzone has been wandering around the neighborhood, scaring the chipmunks. I have been getting ready to do a Public Access Show on our local cable station!
I'm going to rule the world from Public Access.
Please send bananas. Thank you.
TV shows, books... My god, you ARE taking over the world!
I think your PA contract should stipulate that you get a crown made of luxuriant gold tinfoil and card-board.
Just tell me when to Tivo the PA show! I am all ears and watching! Yippie! I love entertainment!, but you already knew that! (wink)!
Hey Monkey! Whats up with the disappearance, doll? Are you imitating me? Do come back, honey... I've got bananas...
Where you at?
Monkey!!!
I love you!
Would you come back for banana bread?
...or banana muffins
banana cream pie maybe?
:-)
Happy belated birthday to you as well =)
Have I told you I love you lately? No? I luvs me some Monkey!
Hope you and your Human are peachy.
Hey monkey...you little sneak ;o)
Yes but can you make balloon animals?
Nope. Didn't think so.
We're still waiting!
MONKEY!! come back :(
Jus' dropping in to say 'Hey Munkadoo'!
Monkey, aren't you outraged by the TV commercial that stole your idea? You know the one with the dad traveling and taking pictures of a monkey at various locations to email back to his child?
I think you should be "poo-flingly" angry.
If not, have a very Happy New Year!
Monkey! I was supposed to come visit over the summer but both of our lives went wacky! Darn those humans. Perhaps we can work something out when everything is settled.
I want to pet your matted little head.
I've been petting Jamwall's head, and while I adore him, it's not the same. He doesn't have crumbs and stuff embedded in there, and that's what makes you so special.
Also, his hoo-hah is teensy-tiny compared to yours.
p.s. Barb, can I have a job too? Darn ... you must be at the airport by now. I'll just look for you there. You shouldn't be too hard to find with that trail of slime you leave everyewhere you go.
Screw you Barb! Word on the street is that getting inside your hoo-ha is like throwing a cocktail weenie through the gates of Buckingham palace!
I have to disagree with the crumbs comment by Spinneroona. There were crumbs, its just that I was attacked by pigeons.
Is Monkey in there? And/or Monkey's human?
I hope you are well.
Come visit.
Even undercover is okay.
Holy Crap! AT&T totally ripped you off.
http://www.splendad.com/ads/show/1696-AT-T-Monkey
Sue, fling poo and sue I say!
Monkey, I totally thought that was you in that commercial! Are you becoming famous and leaving all your blog friends in the dust?!?!?
I sure would.
I didn't come to wish you a happy Valentine's Day. :(
I am ashamed.
I love you.
ok so am I loosing it or are we all having mental conversations to ourselves with out you MONKEY Dear? Quite the party in here...now how about that blog entry :)
We heart you too, Brown!
Give big hugs to your Human from Mooncar and I.
You're invited.
i know i'm way late and shit like that, but i hope you and the dragon are still around.
i still lurk sometimes....
-danny
...applause...
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